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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House? Precedent."

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"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre."
"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."
"When people with bible quotes in their bio follow me...I don't know man. I think you're gonna have a bad time"