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Joke of the Day
"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"
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"Him: What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god? Me: oh, um, science."
"I think it's funny how I can sleep right through my blaring alarm clock but I'll wake up to the slightest phantom vibrations from my phone."
"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"
"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money."
"What did the Frenchman say after 80? Blaze it."
"They aren't making foot rulers any longer Why you ask? If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot"
"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."
"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."
"What's the first thing you know? Old Jed's a millionaire."