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Joke of the Day

"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"

"What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing? He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend."

"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."

"What do Mormons say when they go to the strip club? Do they come in bulk?"

"Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear? I don't know. It was an inside joke."

"The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so."

"The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."

"How to fix something: -Say ""let's have a look"" -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say ""nah it's broken"" -Place hands on hips"

"Co-worker: You drink a lot of coffee!!!! Me: It's for your own safety."

"The term 'Grammar Nazi' is outdated and offensive... ...we prefer to be called the Alt-Write"