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Joke of the Day

"You know who hates unexpected visitors? Osama Bin Ladin"

"I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet?"

"Which detective investigates electrical crimes? Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson..."

"When Facebook moms post how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write ""No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"""

"Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down."

"How do you confuse an ugly person With an orange."

"My friend David lost his id last week Now we just call him Dav"

"I'm going to take a shower and wash my hair, only to have it washed later at the salon. Because, I'm a woman and that makes sense."

"What's the difference between an orange and Donald Trump Oranges have thick skin"

"Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door."