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Joke of the Day

"Scientists say that girls can get cancer just for being virgins. Luckily theres a vaccine for that."

"What do you tell a nazi with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told Richard Spencer twice!"

"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."

"What do you call a wannabe model? A poser!"

"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."

"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"

"Sometimes I need ""Eye of the Tiger"" playing to get me to leave my bed."

"Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died."

"What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit in your bum. Soviet made bum buzzer."

"Don't you just hate it when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything."