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Joke of the Day
"At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin his training? Tuna half."
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"I failed to stop a suicidal Catholic guy from blowing himself up. ""Abort, abort abort"", I shouted."
"Give a man a bed, he'll sleep for a day Put a landmine in the bed, and he'll sleep for the rest of his life"
"Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness? He was too super fish oil."
"What's the best way to fix a horse race? Evolution."
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the crotch."
"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"
"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."
"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"
"Did you hear about the adult entertainment business for religious visionaries? It was really successful - the prophets just kept on coming"