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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nosy pepper? A pepper that gets jalapeno business!"

"My mute friend told me a funny joke."

"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."

"Sorry I thought your older sister was your daughter and then made everyone else at the restaurant guess your age."

"I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up."

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"

"How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up."

"What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor? A Chair-ity!"