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Joke of the Day
"Doormats are a gateway rug."
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"DR DOG: We need to talk about your weight. PATIENT: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned. DR DOG: *drooling everywhere* Just how big exactly?"
"There are two types of people in the world. 1. Those that can finish lists."
"Imagine your relief if you had a dream your daughter was dating a DJ then woke up & remembered she was dating a ferris wheel operator."
"Tell me twitter, just how the f am I similar to a Buick dealership?"
"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"
"I was about to make a joke about illegal immigrants But that would be crossing the borders"
"What do you call a white man on fire? A firecracker!"
"after u die u do the same life again on a higher difficulty setting. more relationships fail and more loved ones die. certain dogs explode"
"I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs. She replied ""Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."""