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Joke of the Day
"Doormats are a gateway rug."
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"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"
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"To the guy that invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
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"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."
"I heard England won the Super Bowl... But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways."
"Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too"
"A man went to the doctors... He said ""Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains"" The doctor had him sectioned and detained under the Mental Health Act"