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Joke of the Day

"Interview with Hitler When asked whether or not he would repeat the Holocaust again. Hitler replied.... Fuhrer sure!!!!"

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, ""Why the long face?"" So the horse proceeds to rampage around the bar because he's a fucking horse."

"What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights? Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees."

"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."

"What's the difference between a homeless wanker and a pimp? One's a broke stroker and the other is a stroke broker."

"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"

"Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's ... ... but they do make exceedingly good cakes."

"Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."