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Joke of the Day

"Police are on the lookout for a magician dwarf who escaped prison. They're looking for a small medium at large."

"I rang up a local builder and said, ""I want a skip outside my house."" He said, ""I'm not stopping you."" **Tim Vine**"

"Doctor Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops."

"Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends? They've got a ""toot in common."""

"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."

"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""

"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"

"Apparently Hooters is a great place to meet single dads on a Sunday."

"What is a police called on her period? red bull"

"Why does Donald Trump have a foreign wife? Because some jobs American's just won't do."