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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music do old people listen to Myback music. ill show myself out"
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"Why does Josh Brown beat his wife? Just for kicks"
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"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."
"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."
"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."
"What do you call a cow that had an abortion.... Decalfeinated. Thank you, I'll show myself out now."
"I've slept with enough babysitters to know how to raise a kid thanks mom"