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Joke of the Day
"My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony."
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"Pregnancy tests should have three results: Pregnant, Not Pregnant, and Reality Show."
"Did you hear about the lactose intolerant man who ate a whole wheel of cheese? it was not gouda for him later."
"Dark humor is like a kid terminally ill with cancer It never gets old"
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"
"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."
"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"
"Still don't know what I did wrong. My girlfriend was happy when I brought her home a bouquet of flowers. Her mood changed when I told her I found them by a lamp post."
"What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Dam!"
"I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it."