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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall? Dam!"
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"I told my wife, ""no man should spend more time washing dishes than he does having sex!"" Our new dishwashing service is great."
"My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?"
"A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish... I asked, ""What's the catch?"""
"It may not be ""politically correct"" to say this... ...but there are over one million U.S Senators."
"If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives."
"Never trust a vegetarian who eats animal crackers"
"[God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?"
"Never look down on anyone. Unless you're a lion cub named Simba and you're being held over a crowd of animals by a weird monkey doctor."
"I chew gum when I get sad It helps chew me up"