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Joke of the Day

"Why did the punk cross the road? He was safety-pinned to the chicken."

"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."

"Time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world. For example, in some parts of the U.S. it's still 1950."

"What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis."

"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""

"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."

"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."

"Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill Mrs Brown."

"Hey terrorists, wanna cripple America? Hack Twitter and cause all DM's to go public. I'm just kidding, don't do that shit. We'd kill you."

"WIFE:Someone's broken in ME *grabs baseball bat*Wait here [downstairs] PAL:Can't u just tell her u wanna play baseball M: Keep ur voice down"