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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I told someone that I don't like babies? ""Have you tried them with ketchup instead of mayonnaise?"", they asked."

"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."

"What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense."

"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."

"What's the most embarrassed tree in the forest? Oak wood."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i'll ask my mom"

"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'll see myself out..."