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Joke of the Day

"How do neurons communicate? Cell phones"

"I saw this cute homeless girl on the street.. ..so I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said ""sure"", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box..."

"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"

"What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? ""Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"""

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"

"*stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog? *fist pump*"

"What's the best way too kill a Hipster?? throw em in the main stream"

"PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please"

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread ad 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"Why would anyone want to remove their laser hair?"