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Joke of the Day

"You know what I dread? The long hair of Jamaicans"

"I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to ""I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE"". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well."

"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."

"why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states..."

"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."

"What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork? Kermit the frog's finger"

"This election has been a bit like watching porn... The hype was fun but now it's over I'm disgusted by what I'm watching."

"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."

"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"

"I like my ex's like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"