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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between hematologists and urologists? A hematologist pricks fingers."
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"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."
"What did the gay guy, say to the man at the bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"I forget... What's that Mexican dish called with rice, chicken, beans, guacamole, cheese and salsa?"
"mum just asked me why i was putting icecream on my oatmeal and w/o hesitation i said ""im one of the most dangerous minds of my generation"""
"As my friend confessed, ""My teenage daughter never even talks to me,"" I struggled to conceal my jealousy."
"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her."
"In bed, women commonly mistake me for Usain Bolt because I always come first."
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"
"What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle? I'm stumped."