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Joke of the Day

"The Greatest Joke of our generation #blacklivesmatter"

"Well it's almost time for that "" New Year New Me "" bullshit again!"

"He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by Daniel ""Dave"" Lewis."

"Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line"

"Fruit Basket Stephen King and Richard Bachman are sharing a fruit basket. Which one noms de plum?"

"What's Pink and Hard??? A Pig with a Flip Knife."

"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."

"How do you say virgin in German? Goodentite"

"Did you know you are supposed to pull anal beads out slowly? I didn't... I started the wife up like a f*cking chainsaw."

"Knock knock (Me -Knock knock) (You-Whos there) (Me-Dew) (You-Drew who) (Me-Drew pecock) Say it fast ^"