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Joke of the Day
"I can always determine how financially stable I am by how carelessly I press on the gas pedal."
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"Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of ""in"" is."
"I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid. But I can stop anytime."
"Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole."
"Guess who I bumped into today at the opticians? Everyone."
"I am a waiter in need of false teeth. Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more."
"Giraffe: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! [5 min later] *vomits*"
"What do you call a matador who lost to the bull? A mat'o'gore."
"How did Donald Trump earn his millions? He started with his dad's billions."
"How can you tell if a chocolate bar is kosher? It's got a Jewey caramel center."