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Joke of the Day
"Boats don't sleep. They wake."
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"Bono and The Edge walks into a bar. The barman says ""Oh God, not U2 again."""
"Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song."
"""Chocolate is so yummy it'd probably taste good on mothballs."" - inventor of Whopper Candies."
"My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding... He's not happy about it either..."
"Why is there so much tension in Iraq? They Haven't Broke the Isis yet."
"So I read on a website to ""treat your furry friend once a week."" So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia."
"The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was that one night stand."
"""What's a good gift for someone who has everything?"" Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier."
"Where did the engine go after he retired? To live in a motor home"