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Joke of the Day

"The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was that one night stand."

"I just flew back from Japan, and boy are my arms tired. I was masturbating to all the hentai I bought on the plane."

"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"

"Use of the word ""irony"" should be avoided, ironically enough."

"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."

"""Thanks for nothing, Evolution."" - Flightless Birds"

"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""

"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."

"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."

"Why do vampires drink virgin blood? If you were going to eat a sandwich, you would enjoy it more knowing no one had fucked it"