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Joke of the Day
"The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was that one night stand."
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"What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics"
"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"
"Hubs: Kids are still asleep! Know what that means? Me: We have to be quick! *Runs to the hidden box of Cocoa Puffs and pours 2 big bowls*"
"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."
"What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck? got a pencil and worked it out."
"If you love something set it free. If it comes back, celebrate with some delicious tacos. If it doesn't that's twice the tacos for you."
"What do you call a dog with a great sense of humor? A Chihuahahaha."
"After a night of heavy drinking' there's one thing I can't stand... and that's up."
"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."