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Joke of the Day

"Dad told me this one tonight... Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs a ton.. And a Zippo is a little lighter."

"Hey my name is Nathan and i'm 12 years old:) I was wondering if there was a dating site for only 12 year olds and under... I'm not asking for myself!! My uncle was wondering"

"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."

"See if this carries thru in txt 1)Knock knock. 2)Who's there? 1)Interrupting chicken. 2)Inter.. 1)..BUK BKOCK!!!!"

"What do you call a woman who can successfully play pool whilst balancing a glass of lager on her head? Beatrix Potter."

"If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called? Greased lightning?"

"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."

"Sorry neighbor who's choking to death, my cat's resting his little head on my leg. This, like, never happens."

"A man got hit in the head with a drink... It's okay, though; it was a soft drink."

"What I learned from this subs The best joke always in the comments section"