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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"

"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."

"If two vegetations are fighting... Is it still considered beef?"

"*night falls, the full moon rises* ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this HIM: omg what's happening ME: *asleep by 10 pm*"

"Why do women have legs? So they don't leave a snail trail"

"Why did Hannibal invade Rome? [OC] Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not."

"There's way too much nudity on TV programs these days... I just sit there shaking my fist at them."

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees, i thought she was joking... then i saw her face..."

"A woman's legs are a lot like peanut butter It's much easier to get them to spread if you have a knife"

"What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture"