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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!"
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls."
"Guy calls 911... ...says, ""Help me, help me, my wife's having a baby!"" 911 Operator says, ""Ok, sir, remain calm, is this her first child?"" Guy says ""No, it's her fucking husband!"""
"I just had a breakthrough....!! I should probably pull my finger out and get some stronger toilet paper...."
"My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards. *He takes strip poker very seriously.*"
"Magician: ""Think of a card."" Me: ""Okay."" Magician: ""You are thinking of the.. 3 OF SPADES!"" Me: ""I was thinking about a get well soon card."""
"My friend just passed the bar exam. I need lawyer jokes. GO! What can a goose do that a duck can't do that a lawyer won't do? . . . Stick his bill up his ass."
"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"
"Who is Vietnam's greatest superhero? Vietman."
"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."