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Joke of the Day

"Why was Anakin Skywalker king of the pub crawl? Because he killed all the Yuenglings."

"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."

"Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Lance Armstrong? Lance armstrong can finish a race"

"The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced."

"Did you hear the joke about the alarm? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space."

"I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gone to a gig yet."

"What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?"

"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"