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Joke of the Day
"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"
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"If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier."
"I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably."
"Ask a man if he's critiquing your work... Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you. Single Men say: Yes Married Men: Try to hide"
"Survey I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use while showering. 99 out of those 100 answered : ""How the fuck did you get in here you asshole!?!"""
"I watch ""2 Girls, 1 Cup"" for the articles."
"*Interviewing for waiter position* I feel like I bring a lot to the table"
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."
"How do you make one girl disappear? ..just add a G and now she's gone."
"Why does ""new and improved"" always end up ""expensive and shitty""?"