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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new Jason Bourne movie, still Bourne? It was set to come out next year but the plan was aborted"

"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."

"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"

"Hello, I'm a bird, I survived since dinosaurs roamed the earth but windows are too much for me to figure out."

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."

"Waiter waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes ma'am they can't stand the boiling water."

"Don't ever try taking off a penguin's little tuxedo. All that's under there is a dead penguin."

"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."

"I sent a new girl I'm seeing a picture of my buddy Richard in the middle of the night She didn't appreciate an unsolicited Dick pic..."

"Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend? She refused to swallow animal by-products."