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Joke of the Day

"A vagina is like the weather. Once it's wet, it's time to head in That's all folks."

"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize!"

"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."

"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."

"What do you do after you but a new oven? Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party."

"The taco shop gave me napkins, don't they know I'm a professional burrito eater? That's like giving condoms to a porn star."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth.... and vagina? Only SOME of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded!"

"In Harry Potter I wonder if Sirius Black's middle name is Lee..."

"Why didn't the airline passenger check his vulture? Because it's a carrion bird."