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Joke of the Day

"My Grandad is always complaining about how much things cost. ""Two quid for a cup of tea?!""... I said, ""Well you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"""

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

"Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up."

"During labour, nurse came up to me & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name."

"What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe? Paddy Hor D'oeuvre"

"How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? A dad joke has to reach father for a pun."

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets"

"That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you're listening to."

"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."

"What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts."