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Joke of the Day

"Riddle me this. What do mortal men love more than life? Fear more than death, or mortal strife? What do rich men need, that the poor have, which the content desire."

"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."

"You can titillate an ocelot if you... ...oscillate its tit a lot!"

"What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"What do you call fake spaghetti? Impasta."

"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."

"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"

"Why don't Junior League debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."

"I went to the opticians today, you'll never guess who I bumped into. Everybody"

"What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus? If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade."