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Joke of the Day

"People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?"

"What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? Windshield vipers."

"What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey."

"WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS"

"A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are less likely to be autistic because they are more likely to be dead."

"Why Trump and that lady you sit next to on the plane who asks way too many questions are the same. They are both loud, annoying, fat, barely male, and completely unable to make america great again."

"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."

"Why was the letter ""Z"" lucky it was not Jewish? Because all the other letters were NOT Zs!"

"Why did the melons have a big wedding? Well, they cantaloupe"

"I saw a Craigslist ad the other day. It said looking to trade: Banana for scale"