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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the USSR get anything done? They were Stalin"

"What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ? They both like bombs"

"It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University. Because then it would be Seminole fluid."

"My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out."

"Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones"

"If you were in a race with vegetables You would need to get a head of lettuce"

"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit The Frog's finger."

"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""

"Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo? Because it wasn't their Destiny."

"You know the best thing about Midgets? They are really down to earth people."