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Joke of the Day

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x-post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what_did_the_mama_cow_say_to_the_baby_cow/)"

"Why did the orgy fail? No one came."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on ""America's Most Wanted."""

"I got fired from the calendar factory... just for taking a couple of days off"

"Boss: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Me: Not cool, dude. Jan's just pregnant. Him:.. Me: Jan if you report this I got your back."

"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"

"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"

"There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one."

"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"

"Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO 2. TODO 3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO"