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Joke of the Day

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x-post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what_did_the_mama_cow_say_to_the_baby_cow/)"

"What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of."

"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."

"How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke? Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it."

"A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken."

"A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."

"whenever someone says happy birthday.... all I hear is ""Happy anniversary of the day your face rubbed your moms vagina"""

"What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia"

"Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!"

"Man in fatigues w SONY written on his forehead has handcuffed me&my sons to radiator & is forcing us to watch 8th Spider-Man reboot in 3 yrs"