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Joke of the Day

"ME: Sorry I'm late, I had computer problems. BOSS: Hard drive? ME: Nah, there was no traffic, just the computer problems."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."

"""So I went to this convention called, ""Ladies Without Legs"", and man... was that place crawling with pussy."" - Willie Nelson"

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist."

"A man asks God... Man: ""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God: ""So you would love her."" Man: ""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God: ""So she would love you."""

"How did the captain describe the newborn puppy? son-of-a-b***h..!!!"

"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."

"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard."

"A catholic priest is drowning - if only he had a buoy to hold onto"

"Why can't women explain feminism to men? Because they need a man to do it for them"