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Joke of the Day
"I just met the girl of my dreams She flew into class naked and her teeth fell out."
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"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"
"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."
"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes' with a big smile. The look on her face quickly changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping."
"Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them."
"Got so drunk last week that I married a thermostat Talk about turning the heat up on a relationship."
"I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?"
"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"
"What should you do with a burning Kotex? Throw it on the ground and tamp on it."