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Joke of the Day
"Why was the accountant constipated? He couldn't budget."
Next Joke
"I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out. Advantage: human."
"I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."
"Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym? Because you already know she'll work out."
"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."
"Why a fruit doesn't walk? Because fruit flies"
"we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy"
"Hi my name is, Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop."
"My computer is so slow . . . . . . I get a progress bar when I copy and paste . . . text."