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Joke of the Day

"My computer is so slow . . . . . . I get a progress bar when I copy and paste . . . text."

"Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team? The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ..."

"why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of Aspect ratio :D"

"TRUMP: I'm building a wall to keep Mexicans out. AMERICANS: I'm going to Canada if Trump is elected. CANADIANS: We need to build a wall."

"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"

"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""

"Doctor asks a patient... Do you use drugs or alcohol? Patient: Nope, but I vape. Doctor: So a no for sexual activity?"

"Why'd the Titanic stop putting out on the first date? The iceberg had said 'just the tip'"

"Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine"

"One of the band members of Chumbawumba were in a bar fight... He got knocked down, but he got up again."