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Joke of the Day
"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"
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"What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid? One's a tragic Mick..."
"My friends butler lost his left arm in an accident serves him right."
"America and Britain are in a race... to see who can fuck up their country more. Britain is winning at the moment but America sure has a Trump card."
"Food snobs ""May I take your order? "" the waiter asked. ""Yes, how do you prepare your chickens? "" ""Nothing special sir,"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die. """
"two atoms are talking.. ""Hey Bob, why the long face?"" ""I've just lost an electron."" ""What, are you sure?"" ""Yes..... I'm positive."""
"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"
"Everybody on Earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/"
"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: describe the suspect ""He was holding a pencil, wishing he was a real artist"" {pencil stops moving} ""And he was crying"""
"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""