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Joke of the Day
"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"
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"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."
"Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone? Prism"
"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"
"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
"Nature is full of strange creatures: carnivororous plants, birds that can't fly, white people with dreadlocks"
"What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was? George Lucas."
"Did you know that Ireland is the richest country in the world? It's capital has been Dublin for a long time."
"There was that one time when i screw up my joke. Uh oh Spaghettios."
"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."