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Joke of the Day

"Me: I have a huge crush on this girl. Him: What's her name? Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least? Me: @"

"I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. Don't eat cameras."

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."

"I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends."

"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"

"that show ""Intervention"" should just be called ""Haters"""

"Drayman green pushing to go to game five... if you push back he'll hit you in the nuts."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff"

"2 peanuts walk into an elevator One was Ray Rice and the other was assaulted"

"What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes? Anyone can mash potatoes"