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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Hawking is an inspiration He's earned millions in the past 10 years without lifting a finger."

"My best joke today is.... r/news sub count. Literally just go there and press f5"

"I got a job as a bounty hunter in China. Couldn't believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!"

"1% battery..... Because I like to live on the"

"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."

"REQUEST: any Greg Giraldo jokes or is it still too soon? I think the world is ready. Shoot!"

"What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas? [removed]"

"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."

"You know what the worst part of vaping is? Telling your parents you're gay."

"What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole? ""Mr. President."""