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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."

"I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself."

"This is the way Reddit ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pao."

"Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): ""lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."""

"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."

"Six jews are in a park, two leave. How many people are left? Zero, because jews aren't people."

"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"

"My boss asked me how many Galaxy Note 7s I ended up selling to the public. Unfortunately, I couldn't recall."

"Useful information: don't turn around if a woman throws a shoe at your back. Because more than likely the other one is in mid flight."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!"