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Joke of the Day
"What's the proper name for a continually chafed asshole? ""Mr. President."""
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"""Hello, this is Steve, my wife is listening."" - How I answer every phone call since my wife bought Bluetooth for my car."
"Him: How many glasses of wine have you had today? Me: One, but it was in the shape of a giant bottle."
"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."
"I got sacked from the dodgems. I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal."
"I wanna be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast"
"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""
"Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone. There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total."
"Why do support meetings for premature ejaculation always start on time? Because the members come early."
"We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time."