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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm non-committal I mean I'm pretty sure, but, you know, who knows, really?"

"Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK."

"A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes? This winter is very cold. Family is starve."

"Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment? Because business is booming."

"When your date asks about your hobbies, DON'T grab her table knife in a napkin and say, ""Collecting knives with strangers' prints on them."""

"Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus."

"BestBuy guy: ""Do you have a 'first-generation' iPod?"" Me: ""I guess so. It came on a boat from China. It doesn't have an accent or anything."""

"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."

"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"

"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"