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Joke of the Day
"A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes? This winter is very cold. Family is starve."
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"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because everything is a steal."
"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."
"What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak"
"Why do female drivers sit higher up in their seats than male drivers? Because they're sitting on a box."
"I bought my wife a pen for her birthday. I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out."
"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"
"if you're ever worried there's an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. if no one laughs, there's no one there"
"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""