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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't brown your meat!!!"

"Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? Because every morning they wake up thinking ""What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course* !"""

"Sometimes when I'm about to sneeze, I snort some glitter. Then when I finally sneeze, glitter fills the air and people think I'm a wizard."

"My favorite jokes are the short ones that make me laugh. Here's a short one that I hope makes you laugh. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? - You look for FRESH PRINTS!!"

"Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales. In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon ""Musk""."

"Will Will Smith Smith? Yes... Will Smith will smith"

"What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion"

"Why'd they call the egg a pimp? Because he got ova easy."

"I took your girlfriend out for some Chipotle last week...... guacamole wasn't the only thing she wanted extra on the side."

"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"