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Joke of the Day

"Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)"

"If you want to pick up girls ....Keep your back straight and lift with your knees"

"The Amish are starting to promote the use of condoms.... To help stop the spread of Abes."

"Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new album? It's called Invincible! *Sent using Microsoft Internet Explorer 6*"

"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."

"I was going to ask you to have anal sex with me... Butt fuck it."

"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."

"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."

"The four most beautiful words in our common language: ""I told you so."""

"What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net? Well man it's been reel."