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Joke of the Day

"Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)"

"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."

"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights"

"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"

"What do you call a group of smart gay men that all look the same? Homogenius"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding. He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed a divers foot and they closed down sea world."

"The door is closed? I want in. The door is open? I want out. Actually I just want to sit in the door frame itself. - Pets"

"I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was scary."