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Joke of the Day

"Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck."

"What do you call a bear with martial arts skills? Grizz Lee. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out."

"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."

"What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute? An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."

"Stop chicken mass production... You're making them eggs-hausted!"

"Non-alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister. It tastes the same but it's still wrong."

"They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it's the only way to judge a tribute band."

"How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall"

"a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone. Q.how do dogs communicate? A. by pee-mail"