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Joke of the Day
"How do you tittilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
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"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a fairly big lightbulb."
"How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"
"I'm appalled by the amount of sex, violence and profanity on TV. It's too fucking low."
"What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish."
"""The ONLY guaranteed way to lose weight is through Diet & Exercise!"" -People who haven't tried Meth"
"What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence? An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself."
"What's the difference between terrorists and tourists? Terrorists have sympathizers."
"I always take my dates straight to the movies after dinner. That way she doesn't have the chance to ask me why I eat soup with my hands."