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Joke of the Day

"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"

"Have you heard about the joke about immortality... ...It never gets old."

"Ebay products are like sex You look at it online a lot but never see it in real life"

"I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker just asked me to proofread her Facebook status."

"Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than ""second verse same as the first?"""

"If im walking around with my arms crossed, there's a 90% chance im not mad...Im just probably not wearing a bra"

"I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later. They're expecting a bumper crowd."

"Guy walks into a store and asks the cashier for $0 in change... cashier says ""$0? That doesn't make any cents!"""

"What kind of pants does mario wear? DENIM DENIM DENIM"

"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""