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Joke of the Day

"""The ONLY guaranteed way to lose weight is through Diet & Exercise!"" -People who haven't tried Meth"

"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked into a bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw!"

"I work in a popular hotel... I see people come in to stay from all over the world, yet for some reason I've never seen a Native American here. I guess they just don't like to make reservations."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work."

"I was gonna say a gay joke Butt fuck it."

"So a guy wants to live on a Danish island... He finds that the island is empty."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."

"Who's the biggest bitch in a whole wide world? OPs mom"

"A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email. The master answered: ""Yes. But no attachments."""

"In my local park there are three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."