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Joke of the Day
"Why was the snowman infertile? He had snow balls"
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"What do you call a bouncer at a.. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flame thrower."
"The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus."
"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"
"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."
"I've always thought chicken breasts just come from female chickens, but it turns out they come from males as well. I suppose that means that I've literally eaten a ton of cock in my life."
"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"
"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"
"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... ...he's never gonna give you *Up.*"