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Joke of the Day
"Why was the snowman infertile? He had snow balls"
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"Why do Jews only read the Old Testament? Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*"
"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street, then one got a-salted"
"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."
"My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God It'll be a Loki Day"
"How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients? He reads lips."
"*walks up to fountain* *throws in a shiny penny* *crosses fingers* *makes wish* *looks over at mother-in-law* *does throat slash motion*"
"Posted a picture of my privates on Facebook... I guess you could call it Ballsy"
"The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey."